4.15.2006

Wizard

I've been doing some thinking and I've come up with a theory.

When Will Wright gets older, he needs to grow a big, white wizard beard. The evidence follows.

Wright before beard:

Wright after beard.

Add a pointy purple wizard hat and a robe to the equation and Wright is basically unstoppable. I'd show you just how powerful that would be, but at this point I want the beard to stand on its own two feet. I'm being scientific about it. If reaction to the beard alone is strong enough, the robe and hat may follow. A wand is not completely out of the question, nor is a dragon at his side as a familiar.

Why does Wright need the big, white wizard beard? I think the answer to that is fairly self-evident. For those of you still unconvinced (unlikely, I know):

BEFORE:

AFTER.



I hope that we can all rally together on this important topic.